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sckrpnch:

How to properly Love someone:

1. Buy them pizza

2. Touch their butt

(via grade-a-memo)

my final thought before making most decisions:fuck it

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

ouch.

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