Top B I T C H ;**

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


precumming:

dietbeates:

precumming:

What should I get my mom for her bday?

a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: ver-gil)


sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”